Season 1 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn to Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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