Season 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

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Weight Gain 4000

Weight Gain 4000

When Cartman's environmental essay wins a national contest, America's sweetheart, Kathie Lee Gifford, comes to South Park to present the award.

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Volcano

Volcano

A weekend trip to experience the finer points of camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano.

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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Kyle's mom won't let him keep his new pet, an elephant because it's so huge. So the boys turn to Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer a smaller elephant.

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Death

Death

Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan to take part in his assisted suicide. Meanwhile, Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show, “Terrance and Phillip”.

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Pinkeye

Pinkeye

A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of Trick-or-Treating.

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Starvin' Marvin

Starvin' Marvin

Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.

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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.

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Damien

Damien

After being shunned by the others kids, Damien, the Son of Satan, calls upon his father to fight Jesus in the ultimate Pay-Per-View Boxing Match between good and evil.

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Tom's Rhinoplasty

Tom's Rhinoplasty

While Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman all compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.

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Mecha-Streisand

Mecha-Streisand

The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.

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Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.

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