Your favorite quotes from South Park

I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!

S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

How Do I Reach These Kids?

S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!

Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!

Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!

S02E14 — Chef Aid