Your favorite quotes from South Park

No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

S05E03 — Super Best Friends