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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

S06E01 — Jared Has Aides

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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!

S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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