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You gotta respect my authora-tah!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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