Season 1 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, all right, seriously. I'm worried about you man.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Stan: What's a homosexual?
Mr. Garrison: Well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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