Season 1 — Pinkeye

A mishap at the morgue transforms the residents of South Park into brain-eating zombies and threatens the boys' night of Trick-or-Treating.

[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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